Ryan Krinios

Click here for my alt carrd! It's less bright/eyestrain-y.

on all levels except physical i am in minecraft


Pronouns

h3/h1mself
sh3/h3rself
th3y/th3mself
1t/1tself
ae/aerself
arc/arcaeaself
pog/pogself
he/himself
they/themself
bro/broself
👑/👑self
🫐/🫐self
any pronouns are poggers though!! (preferably not she/her)


More abt me

• Fictive, and co-host of The Parable Cake Boss Champions
• My full name is Ryan Krinios Parable Danger Minecraft Bigelow
• I'm 21ish?
• I use queer as my main label (because specific labels are confusing) but also I like xenogenders. I collect 'em like the Collectible Keys Trading Cards that come with every purchase of the Krinios Keys Colour Block Hoodie!
• I'm a PTSD symptom holder! Also sometimes a protector, or caretaker, I do lots of stuff tbh! I just call myself a jack of all trades. Or... a Ryan of all trades (hehe)
• I'm rly swag but you know who's more swag? The person/creature/invertebrate/being reading this! Also my husband, Michael. Law's really cool.


Inch rests

• Minecraft Championship <3
• Arcaea and rhythm games in general
• Minecraft
• MCYT, especially smaller creators
• Trendercore
• Sports (but only cool sports, like tennis)
• Board/card games
• The art of legally downloading games (from legal sites! not necessarily saying I, personally, do this. but I greatly appreciate the legality of these sites where you Definitely have to pay money for games)
• Mental health/recovery stuff


How long I've been married to Michael!!!

    Who's Michael, you may ask? Michael's the host of my system, and also they're my best friend, my husband, the person best at making me feel safe and happy... and also law's a huge fuckin' nerd. A sweater-wearing, book-reading nerd who's smarter and way cooler than law gives lawself credit for. Michael, if you're reading this, I love you so much, and I'm very happy that we're gonna spend forever together. <3